Commissioner Picks: Week #15

Matt Sovine
Dec 12, 2025
2 min read

Welcome to Week 15 — the first round of the playoffs, where excuses expire and reputations are either cemented or permanently damaged.

The regular season chaos is behind us, and now it’s time to see who can actually perform when the lights are on.

Some teams backed in, some teams dominated wire to wire, and some teams are only still involved because the Toilet Bowl exists.

This is win-or-go-home football — and no one cares how you got here.

Week #15 has arrived!

PLAYOFFS - ROUND #1

Burrows Churros (14-14) vs Ceedee's TD's (15-13)

Winner: Burrows Churros

The #4 seed Ceedee’s TD’s (15–13) welcomes the #5 seed Burrows Churros (14–14) in a matchup that feels less like a playoff game and more like a long-overdue audit.

It doesn’t matter how Burrows Churros backed into the postseason — what matters is he’s peaking at the right time.

The scoring is there, the vibes are right, and Ceedee’s TD’s just embarrassed himself against the league doormat in Week 14.

That’s not playoff momentum — that’s a warning sign.

Burrows Churros takes this victory and the giant peach rolls off to his next sorority party

3rd and Juan (16-12) vs Team Andrew (14-14)

Winner: 3rd and Juan

The #3 seed 3rd and Juan (16–12) draws the #6 seed Team Andrew (14–14), who backed into the playoffs harder than a rental truck at 2 a.m.

Team Andrew only made it in thanks to a league median win by 0.19 points, eliminating Joe Buck Yourself despite having fewer total points — a finish so greasy it should require a disclaimer.

That’s nice and all, but playoff football doesn’t care about technicalities.

3rd and Juan couldn’t beat Burrows Churros last week, but that’s fine — Team Andrew isn’t Burrows Churros, and this ends here.

3rd and Juan advances, and Team Andrew’s postseason run ends the same way it began — awkwardly and without applause.

Joe Buck Yourself (13-15) vs Team Michelle (8-20)

Winner: Joe Buck Yourself

Toilet Bowl matchups don’t deserve analysis, respect, or screen time — and this one is no exception.

Joe Buck Yourself may still be whining about how he fell out of the playoffs (we do not care), but his consolation prize is drawing Team Michelle. This ends exactly how you think it does.

Joe Buck Yourself survives, and Team Michelle gets flushed to the next round where she belongs.

Vigilante Blitz (9-19) vs Baisden's Bungals (12-16)

Winner: Baisden's Bungals

In theory, Vigilante Blitz should be well-prepared for the Toilet Bowl after treating the regular season like a warm-up.

In reality, preparation doesn’t fix bad teams.

Baisden’s Bungals handles this one without breaking a sweat and shoves Vigilante Blitz further down the plumbing system where she’s been circling the drain all year.